Imagine, if you will, a truly gravity-defying defecation. One in which you can only stand back and ask, "How?" How does one stool on the walls, the ceiling, the toilet, the toilet seat covers, the toilet paper, INSIDE the toilet paper holder, and still have enough in the tank to cover the floor? When such restroom annihilation occurs, and the sh!t actually does hit the (ceiling) fan, there's one nurse and only one nurse for the job - Carrie Bonner (two Rs). Carrie came to the rescue when everyone else scattered. It was after hours, but she donned the PPE - including a mask - and dove in, mop in hand, cleaned up the mess, and didn't even cry about it. For this, I owe her a beer - and perhaps this award.